100% Lizzie. I don't recall on lables, I think there pathetic. But if you go ahead and lable yourself it doesn't bug me I wont hate you I wont judge you I'm not like that. if theres anything more pathetic than lableing it would be definitely be judging. I've been judged all my life and I'm positive I hate it. and if I hate it I'm sure no one else likes it too.By the way, I'm not full of myself. I'm just like anyone else.
Haters, Lets start off with a big "FUCK YOU" and that you should keep you negitivity to yourself. I don't give a rat's ass what you say, or think about me. I'm NOT trying to be like anyone. I find it pathetic. If you have nothing nice to say, don't bother sending me bull you stupid cunts. But, even though you dislike me probably because of who I am and what I look like , doesn't mean we can't be honest now. what I mean dont talk shit behind my back and deny saying it i'll find out one way or another. If you have something to say. Sp-sp-spa-spit it out!. DON'T be a pussy. :]
See unlike other people. I REALLY care. No matter who you are. What the situation is. I'm going to try and help you out someway of another. And I DO TALK. I'm not just some Buzznet Faker that is waiting for a new friend request or picture comments. I talk.. alot.. well in person I do.If I don't reply on a "How are you?",or "How was your day?" Either I'm busy, or I answer without you hearing me[lol xP].I don't usually say anything back to "How are you?".
I absolutly adore Rockstar, Make up[ Liquid eyeliner ], Peircings, Tattoos, Hairspray, MUSIC, Shades, Long hair, Blue eyes, My baby rat, Bats, Shiny things, Snow, Hello kitty, GloomyBear, All kinda comments, Guitarists, Love[only the kind my boyfriend gives me], My true friends, Fire, Nessy, Butterflies in my stomach, Compliments, Clean places, and the Rain.I strongly dislike Empty White rooms, Krogers, Dead batteries, Immature in a gay way[hard to understand], And Stuff lol.
oh my gosh ISUPPORT gays. Because I Believe that marriage is about LOVE. On top of that. I DONT KILL ANIMALS, deal with it. I love animals. and I care about them. I don't beleive there's a God out there or Jesus or nothing. Not Heaven or Hell , anything the only thing I believe in is Angels, I have lost close friends, and they are my angels :'[ and they will stay in my heart and never be removed. R.I.P Samantha, Teddy, Brown, Mathew, Ace, Daniel and Harley. We all love you.
music: I love all types of music, but people usually know me for listening to Techno and Hardcore/Scream-o, but I love Rap, R&B, Soft Rock, Oldies, and a shit load of other stuff.I play guitar and sing. I'm not perfect at both, but i'm okay. I listen to music everyday.If I don't get to listen to at least 5 songs. I will bitch.


Hes my inspiration, my addiction, Hes my best friend, and my everything. He takes all my bullshit, and even though ever thing i say might make things bad he finds his way around to make me the happiest girl in the world on the rainiest days, hes the reason why every paper i have has little hearts on them, hes gives me feelings iv NEVER felt in my life and said things iv never heard, He's the most understanding person in the whole world and He sends me cute messages every morning to make my day amazing and it truely helps because if i have a horrible day i just relax and thing of that one thing that makes me happy, We honestly dont compare to romeo and juliet, were way more amazing. I DONT EVER WANNA LOOSE HIM. My snuggle bear, Eric Yabarra.


JOKE TIME ;]



the three tests


a new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar.
Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot; I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there."
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams, yelps, and growling, then eventually silence.
Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"










baby talk


Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"



















trapped in the closet

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe
and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

"You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're
running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"








little dirty matt and the teacher


Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"








tight skirt, bus stop


One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" The man said,"Well, you unzipped my zipper three times so I guessed we were friends."







10 things you dont wanna hear on a plane!! :O


10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.

9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.

8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.

6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!

5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.

4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!

2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.







You Know Whats Funny? How Im Enjoying My Life And Your sitting here...reading this....lol jk.

people i can learn something from